Next stop...

So, this chap to the left may look like a ginge who might growl like chewbacca after a hard days work, but let me tell you, when we were 19 years old and doing mandatory garage band service, this gent let me borrow his bass - for like 2 fucking years.

Now he's gone and met the woman of his dreams.

Apparently the woman of his dreams is the kind of woman that lets him have a stag party in Bangkok.

Cripes.

But before I go, I assure you, it's only the beginning of the end of the gentleman above when we hear these words...